Hi! All,

Bad News
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Some may ask "why" and me answer is "Just Because I
Can", Tom Walker.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox