From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Fight Competition
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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was
horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced
its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The
shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of
all over his own shop-it read... Main entrance.
 


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