JJ>   They are the knights that say neep! not nee.
#include 
#include 
#include 
class Knights_who_say_NEEK
{
public:
   Knights_who_say_NEEK(char*);
   ~Knights_who_say_NEEK(void);
   int pass_by(char*);
private:
   char *Neek;
};
void Knights_who_say_NEEK::Knights_who_say_NEEK(char *P = "shrubbery")
{
   if(*P)
   {
      Neek = new char[strlen(P) + 1];
      strcpy(Neek, P);
   }
}
void Knights_who_say_NEEK::~Knights_who_say_NEEK(void)
{
   delete []Neek;
}
int Knights_who_say_NEEK::pass_by(char *S)
{
   int pass = 0;
   if(!strcmp(S, Neek))
   {
      cout << "You may pass" << endl;
      pass = 1;
   }
   else
   {
      char *p = Neek;
      cout << "You may not pass until you bring us...\n"
            "...  A ";
      for(; *p; p++)
         cout << char(toupper(*p));
      cout << "!!" << endl;
   }
   return pass;
}
void nicky_nicky_nicky_nicky_nU(Knights_who_say_NEEK &K, char *P)
{
   K.pass_by("");
   cout << "( giving them a " << P << ". )" << endl;
   K.pass_by(P);
}
int main(void)
{
   char c;
   Knights_who_say_NEEK *knights =
      new   Knights_who_say_NEEK;
   Knights_who_say_NEEK *knights2 =
      new   Knights_who_say_NEEK ("cookie");
   cout << "\n\n\n\n You have encountered the dreaded"
         " Knights Who Say Neek!\n You must comply with"
         " their demands to continue!\n\n" << flush;
   nicky_nicky_nicky_nicky_nU(*knights, "shrubbery");
   delete knights;
   nicky_nicky_nicky_nicky_nU(*knights2, "cookie");
   delete knights2;
   cout << "Enter any character and ENTER to exit." << endl;
   cin >> c;
   return 0;
}
> ] You're trying to make me paranoid, but I'm on to your tricks
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