NP> On 12 May 97 14:53:04 Bob Lawrence typed to Niels Petersen ....
 NP> and typed a slightly different version on the 13th
 NP> You must be losing it...... :-)

  My problem is that I'm NOT losing it! The edited version got sent
along with the original.

 > It worked on the Lebanese lady next door. She was running about
 > with a paper bag over her head to stop hyperventilating, bursting
 > into tears over nothing. After they zapped her she stopped
 > running about. Of course, her attention span is measured in
 > milliseconds, and she bursts into tears whenever she can't find
 > her pussy,

 NP> Shit! She _must_ have been bad if she can't find that.

  She's got two pussies... Tiger and Fluffy. I don't like the sound of
either of them.

 > I expect that if I wait long enough, Telstra will jump on this
 > ISP shit and allow you to dial direct, just like telephones...

 NP> THAT is what they are aiming at I think. Cut out all the other
 NP> ISP's

  Sounds good to me. How many do you need anyway?

 > Unfortunately, that loses Paul.

 NP> Nope we are still seeing all his mail.

  You are seeing his mail becasue you are picking it up using Fido
technology. He intends to go *only* Internet, using *only* Linux. 
Then, what will you use?

 NP> When he gets UUCP working, Jeff will be gating him into here
 NP> anyway, so what's the problem?

  No problem... if Jeff can make it work both ways, and as long as 
Jeff is always there to do it. It seems to me that adds up to two 
problems.

Regards,
Bob
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