"Stan Hardegree -> All"  wrote in
news:13281$POL_DISORDER{at}JamNNTPd:

 SH> Check democrat underground for Otto's edited version of this:

 SH> A note to you DUmpster divers:  1) Best just to call of this lies - or
 SH> post a picture of a naked fat "Freeper" in front of a
computer - and
 SH> move on as you are not intellectually equipped to discuss any of this.
 SH> 2) The coward who brings you these pieces each week is Otto
"Archae"
 SH> Sauer, who twice voted for Ronald Reagan (or so he says).  During the
 SH> 2000 campaign, Otto told stunned democrats "Bush is the only one who
 SH> makes sense."  3) For a comedy break, one of you divers should ask
 SH> Otto about riding up to the president on his bicycle and giving him a
 SH> piece of his mind.

 SH> Here goes:

 SH> 1. Obama told us during his forgetable inauguration speech that
 SH> Americans chose hope over fear.  Less than three weeks later, he tells
 SH> us that if his earmark-laden stimulus bill is not passed, the economy
 SH> will devolve from "crisis to catastrophe."  What's a little fear
 SH> mongering when you need to get some legislation passed, eh, Barak?
 SH> Yes we can!

If the GOP had made the same bill, it would be "unpatriotic" and
"anti-
American" to oppose it.

But since it's a democrat, it's to be lied about and demagogued to
death.

 SH> 2.  Obama nominates a porn lawyer as deputy attorney general, which
 SH> harkens Carville's "cigarette law-yuh" line during the
Ken Starr days.
 SH>  These are the people we have been waiting for!

"Porn lawyer?"
That's the right-wing talking point being thrown around.
Naturally, it's far from reality.

(BTW, filter software is notriously unreliable, at BEST.)

"Ogden has been an activist in support of a right to pornography, a
right of abortion and the rights of homosexuals," said Patrick Trueman,
a former Justice Department official during the first Bush presidency
who is now in private practice.

While a private attorney, Ogden argued on behalf of Playboy and
librarians fighting congressionally mandated Internet filtering
software.

http://tinyurl.com/ckb2lz

 SH> 3.  The University of Chicago hospital that employed Michelle Obama to
 SH> the tune of $330,000 a year said that it will not replace her.  An
 SH> individual who makes that much is usually valuable to a company.  What
 SH> value did Michelle bring?  Could it be that her sole value to the
 SH> company was influence peddling while her husband was a senator?  Nah,
 SH> man, these are the Barak Goddam Obamas!  They are lightworkers above
 SH> the petty greed tempting us riff raff.

I'm having 90's flashbacks...

 SH> 4.  For some reason, Herbie Hancock and Quincy Jones believe that the
 SH> US needs a culture czar; in fact, Hancock has volunteered his services
 SH> in that capacity.  The idea of a culture ministry dates to the Kennedy
 SH> years, but JFK understood that art, like religion, thrives best when
 SH> the government stays out of it.  Can you imagine what Woody Guthrie,
 SH> Miles Davis or Johnny Cash would think of this fascistic idea? Yes you
 SH> can!

"Fascistic?"

You drunk again?

 SH> 6.  The Elegant Lightworker - none other than the Messiah himself -
 SH> took to the talking head shows this week and in a display of
 SH> rhetorical brilliance and poetic oratory tells the world, "I screwed
 SH> up."  Yes we did!

Yeah, why can't he be like *THE* *SAINTED* *BUSH* and deny that he
screwed up, or simply blame the other guy?

--- Xnews/5.04.25