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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2014-06-16 17:28:00
subject: Depressed

Hi! All,

Depressed
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc,
you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?", the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No
matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on
your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the
bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person,
and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week
you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit
excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression
on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of
the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem", the man replied. "My wife does."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Before TV was invented I wonder if they had 'radio dinner'?
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox
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