> I didn;t have that problem as a teenager, but I had to shave my
> hands twice a day.

JT> See, I knew that was a myth anyway. Never mind the fact I'm
JT> half blind and have hair _everywhere_ except my head. Which is
JT> probably a good thing, because that would be kinky otherwise.

 ROFL! Is that what they mean by a head-job?
JT> I'm suprised actually. My mother asked me if I could look up
JT> the internet for the correct water usage restrictions. We
JT> agreed it was just common sense. Except for the pool bit.

 I'm amazed to see people actually washing their car with a bucket!
How do they get the soap off? I don't have much experience in washing
cars - I just wait till it rains, and what's the point of washing a
car when it's raining? This red dust is a nuisance, but it must make
the owners of 4WDs feel good... it's the first time they've ever had
bush-dust on them.

JT> You can bet all the water Nazis would be flushing in the
JT> privacy of their own homes then. They don't really care about
JT> water usage, they just care they know more than anyone else.

 I don't care abvout water usage. The way I look at it, we hire a
government to provide services, and when they don't we ought to stage
a revolutuion and hang the bastards. The idea of asking us to do
without is insane... typical Splong. Why aren't we hanging Bob Carr?

JT> My two year old niece had the simlar idea when she held her
JT> water mug upside down, wet the floor and rub her hands on it.
JT> (she liked the feel of wet polished floorboards).

 It might have been worse... 2 yo's being inclined to leak at both
ends. Are you *sure* it was water?

JT> So she swallows a bit, spits it out, swallows some more, spits
JT> it out etc, till she was soaked, along with the floor, where
JT> she promptly rubbed her hands again.

 Like Bill Clinto... she didn't inhale.

JT> I like even better when a friend's father wanted to take a
JT> cotton sheet with them to queensland and if asked it was good
JT> enough. When I asked why, (I missed part of the conversation),
JT> they said it was to cover their car to stop the paint from
JT> fading.

 You can win bets by saying that Sydney has more hours of sunshine
than Queensland in summer (thirty-minutes a day, in midsummer).

JT> Then I asked why bother with anything, when the car is ten
JT> years old and parked outdoors in Campsie.

JT> That didn't go down too well.

 Dailight saving must upset him... all that extra sunshine.

Regards,
Bob


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