From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                   My girlfriend is out in the car
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned
something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his
girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and
walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on
his girlfriend.

The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his
girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks
he's me!"



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