While discussing the paradoxes involved in using Christians as lightning 
conductors on church steeples, Scott Hillard said this about Where are you?

 G'day Scott,

 MON>> While discussing the paradoxes involved in using Christians as
 MON>> lightning  conductors on church steeples,

 SH> Paradoxes?  What paradoxes - I couldn't be keener on the sport.  ;-)

I'd like to see it become an Olympic event. ;^)

 MON>> That's why I couldn't find you. :-) (I don't know why but it never
 MON>> occured to me to email you. (Doh!)

 SH> Too much duff.

What? 

 MON>> Wouldn't have a clue mate. The closest I get to word processing is
 MON>> usind Ed. ;^)

 SH> And it shows.  ;-)

Consider yourself told mate. :-) I find word processing and dtp to be
incredibly boring. Personally, I'd rather find new and exciting ways of
crashing my ObAmiga. :-)

 SH> No matter, FW 5.0 is supposed to support RTF text.  I'll have to
 SH> upgrade to it.

There's been quite a bit of FW related stuff released onto Aminet af late.


 MON>> Can you please send me an application?

 SH> Easy - do you agree to religiously view "Media Watch",
and to extract

I can't. I'm at work when it's on. :-(

 SH> the urine from Ray at every available opportunity?

This I do religiously. I can't stand the ponce. :-)

 MON>> ... "I want some Chinese food", said Scott wantonly.

 SH> I'm tempted to make some remark involving the word "pussy" here...

Go for your life mate. :)

Catchya,                 
/\\ark...    moneill{at}erebor.apana.org.au

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