Hi! All,

Wedding Anniversary
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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen
when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their
golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally
answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for something
that happened fifty years ago."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Gotta go... the orderlies are about to check my room!
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox