A lot those little wall markers all over the place on the NNC-1701D read:
 
 
855: access panel 78-0067
refer servicing to qualified starfleet technicians. No user serviceable parts 
inside. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.  
 
451: Auxiliary systems 32-2398
Caution: objects in mirror are closer then they appear to be. A stitch in 
time save nine. In space, no one can hear you scream.
 
 
042: Environmental systems 01-1865
Don't step on superman's cape, don't spit into the wind. don't pull the mask 
off the old lone ranger and you don't mess around with Jim.
 
 
954: Engineering access only
Three hundred thousand kilometers per second: it's not just a good idea, it's 
the law. Your mileage may very, of course.
 
 
302 Optical data net service access
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that 
started from this tropical port, aboard this tiny ship.....  
 
 
 
                                       BK
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