From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                           Calming Your Son
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming,
bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly,

"Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert;
keep calm, Albert."

A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for
trying to soothe your son, Albert."

The man looked at her and said,

"Lady, I'm Albert."
 


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