BG> Does anybody happen to have a copy of last Saturday's SMH, dated 15-06-96 

 BG> (not

 BG> you Bob, yours is probably covered with blood from next door's cat)?  The

 BG> reason I ask is that there is an incredibly funny anecdote (which may or 

 BG> may

 BG> not be true) in Column 8, and I'd dearly love a copy to pass around up 

 BG> here.



 BG> If anybody has one, would you mind typing it out and posting it in this 

 BG> area so

 BG> that I can print a copy for posterity?  It's only a short little tale, 

 BG> and

 BG> shouldn't take too long to transcribe, but I haven't seen something this 

 BG> funny

 BG> for many years, and I wish to share it around up here.



Go to your favourite library and tear it out of their copy.

Don't forget to wear your Shades and that Trench coat that you use for

Flashing.

You could even tear it out, then use their photcopier to copy it, then

get caught, trying to glue it back in to their paper.



RUSSELL

       .....Sorry, I'm too old to know EVERYTHING.....





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