---Hey kids,
---Received the following e-mail yesterday, so I'll pass it along for
---general bemusement...  Also, somebody axed about a FZ disc Dweezil
---put out...  As I recall, around last Halloween, Barfko made available
---by mail/phone order only, a shortish disc with several previously
---released recordings and exactly one new guitar solo for somewhere in
---the $25 - $35 range...  Too much for too little but for the most
---rabid completist, eh?  (818)PUMPKIN (NOT a toll free number!)
---will prolly happily provide info and take mommy and daddy's credit
---card number.  The jar is under the bed.
Date: Mon, 24 Mar 1997 15:48:25 -0500 (EST)
Rykodisc Goes Down!!!
Greetings from the huckster division of the FZ subsection! In case
you're not on the alt.fan.fz newsgroup, here's the latest scoop
(apologies to those already apprised of our fellatious behavior).
Sometime within the past year, you signed up to be on the "E-MAIL ANY
VEGETABLE" list so that you could receive info about new releases,
special deals, etc. 
Well, we have a little of both to offer you.
The new Release: 
As you may know, FZ's HAVE I OFFENDED SOMEONE? is due to be released
on April 8th. HIOS is a collection of FZ's most politically incorrect
tracks, from "Titties and Beer" to "Catholic Girls" and beyond. 
Right now, we are taking orders for HIOS on our web
site(www.rykodisc.com/3/features/zappa/offend) and at 1-888-2-EARFUL
(UK AND EUROPE: details may vary. Contact data@rykodisc.com for
details). If you get your order in before midnight, March 30th, we'll
send it to your doorstep on or before the release date.
The Special deal:
Also, if you order HIOS from us, you are entitled to discounts
(roughly 20% off) on up to five titles of your choice from the rest of
the FZ catalog.  
Thanks for your patronage.
Rudy Shanx
Rykodisc
P.S. If you wish to be taken out of this information loop and off this
mailing list, email info@rykodisc.com with the words "rotten
vegetable" in the message header. But beware, there may well be a big
announcement coming up!
---Sorry, I don't remember how I got signed up for this list.  Check the
---website if you can, or else try some other message header to the
---Ryko address above...
DM
NP: Thunderclap Newman: _Hollywood Dream_
... "America chose cheese." - FZ
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