KR> speedistic (n) a statistic of dubious value and doubtful
 KR> origin.

 BL>   rofl! It's a whole new language

 BL>   speedteger (n): a missing number quoted in support of speedistics.

 BL>   speedact: (n): a fact desribed by speedtegers.

 BL>   speedource (n): an indisputable missing source of speedacts.

 BL>   speedertion (n): an assertrion including all the above.

 BL>   pooroldbob (insult): standard reply (see getfucked).

 BL>   backtothedunnyskeef (insult): meaning unknown

speedware (n) software that, after years of writing, doesn't exist.
speedawk  (n) a computer language especially suited to not writing software.
speedide  (n) a special type of disk only found in griffith nsw.

                      keith
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