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echo: locuser
to: Keith Richardson
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1996-06-12 00:28:16
subject: USR 28.8 Modems

BL>   speedertion (n): an assertrion including all the above.
 
 BL>   pooroldbob (insult): standard reply (see getfucked).
 
 BL>   backtothedunnyskeef (insult): meaning unknown

 KR> speedware (n) software that, after years of writing, doesn't exist.
 KR> speedawk  (n) a computer language especially suited to not writing
 KR>               software.
 KR> speedide  (n) a special type of disk only found in griffith nsw. 

  ROFL! And Speed Philospophy...

speedreason   All assertions are reversible. A cat is a furry animal
              therefore a furry animal is a cat. Cleaners are paid
              overtime therefore anoyone who is paid overtime is a
              cleaner.

speedlogic    A proposition derived from a false premise is always
              true.

speednitche   What I don't agree with proves you wrong.       

Regards,
Bob
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