> My mother died last week,

RG> Please accept my condolances. (No okes, no puns. sincerety
RG> assured).

 Thank you, Rod. I'd been expecting it for a year, Mum was well past
her use-by date with no quality of life left, but it's very sad just
the same.

RG> My father died about a month ago.

 It leaves you feeling a bit alone... and you miss them. I feel for
you. 

> I am now an orphan,

RG> A bastard AND an orphan eh :-)

 Just for that, I won't go back and edit out the nasty things I said
to you in previous messages.

Regards,
Bob

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