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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-10-30 16:46:00
subject: Breakfast

Hi! All,

Breakfast
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Guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waitress, "I'll
have a Bloody Mary and a menu."

When she returns with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast?"

When she says Yes, he replies, "Then I'll have two eggs-runny on top
and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon well done on one end and
still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of
coffee."

Indignantly the waitress says, "We don't serve that kinda stuff in here!"

Guy says, "Funny... that's what I got here yesterday..."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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