From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                               Tour Bus
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a
little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of
almonds, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx. 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands
him another handful of almonds. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they don't eat the
almonds themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because
of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them. "Why do you buy them
then?" he asks puzzled. Whereupon the old lady Answers, "We just love the
chocolate around them."
 


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