From: Stephen
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Hi All,

                          Child Sent To Bed
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]  "Da-ad..." 

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out." 

[Five minutes later]  "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?" 

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later] "Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
 


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