Hi! All,

Golfing proposal
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Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to
them and said, "You see that beautiful blonde practicing her
putting?"

"Her? Wow, she is beautiful," they all said.

"She's a good golfer," he continued, "and would like to hook
up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a wom- an. Can she
play with you? She won't hold you up, I promise." They looked at each
other and said, "Sure! She can join us." Just as the starter
said, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, they kept noticing, she was
very attractive.

When they reached the 18th hole, she said that if she sank her 18-footer,
she'd break 80 for the first time. "Guys, I'm so excited about
breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a great time playing
with you. I can tell you all really love golf. I want you to know that I'm
single and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of
you guys can read this putt correctly and I make it, I'll marry whichever
of you was right!"

All three jumped at the opportunity. The first one looked over the putt and
said, "I see it breaking 10 inches left to right." The second
looked it over from all sides and said, "No, I see it breaking eight
inches right to left."

The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, "Pick
it up. It's good!"

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... Dear Santa, all I want for Xmas is your list of *bad* girls.
--- Paul's Win98SE VirtualBox