Hi! All,

Time to go
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A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly
remembers about an appointment that he had scheduled. Unfortunately, he
forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give him the time.

He sees a zoo keeper crouched underneath an elephant, trimming its
toenails. "Excuse me, sir," says the young man "Do you know
what time it is?"

The zoo keeper reaches under the elephant, grabs its balls and starts
playing with them.

"Mmmmm, it's about 3:00," the zoo keeper responds.

The young man looks at him in awe, "How did you know that?"

The zoo keeper looks back at the man, "I looked at the clock on the
wall right behind you." 

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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