The Braves traded Alan Hess to the Pirates for saying:
 AH> Well, Pat Gillick has succeeded at another part of his plan to dismantle
 AH> the Orioles' offense.  Mike Bordick, he of the Teflon offense (no
 AH> stick), has been signed by the Orioles.  I hope the guy learns how to
 AH> hit!
I think you're being too hard on Bordick. He's hit rather well for someone 
who has had to play in Oakland and he's appreciably better when they leave 
him in the 8th or 9th spot (Where he hit over .270 in the 5 years previous).
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