Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people
Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants.
HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!!
"Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a
We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!?
For these prices, you can't expect real quotes.
Telecommunicators are special people.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose.
Jeffrey's favorite recipes: Beans and FRANK.
Lorena Bobbitt really knows how to carve a turkey.
BABIES:  Easy to make ... hard to deliver
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo.
America was not discovered by Americans, shame on
The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
If a tree falls in a forest and it hits a mime...does any
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP   Avaliable on The DLS&M.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.
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