Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space.
Being normal isn't one of my strengths.
Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none.
Hell with Pascal and C.  I am a QuickBasic Snob.
Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses.
Tell me how,. Dave.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
Liberal Rule #6 - Lie about the past, then try to repeat
To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on.
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Admit nothing!  Deny everything!  Blame Moderator!
Chemists have nice reactions.
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care!
_ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work.
IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!")
We are always the same age inside.
Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like th
Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid.
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