Hi! All,

Bats
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Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said,
"Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in
my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything: noise, spray, cats, but
nothing seems to scare them away". Another said, "Yea, me too.
I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the
place fumigated, and they won't go away".

The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the
church... and haven't seen one back since"!

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

... How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police?
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