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echo: oz_humour
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from: Paul Quinn
date: 2013-11-26 15:43:00
subject: Golfing priorities

Hi! All,

Golfing priorities
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Tom addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something
went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining
fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped!

Tom and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite
unconscious, with the ball between his feet. "Good heavens", said
Tom, "what shall I do?"

"Don't move him", said his playing partner, "if we leave him
here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball
as it lies or drop it two club lengths away."

=:)

Cheers,
Paul.

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