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* Forwarded by Paul Edwards (3:711/934)
* Area : DUPES (DUPES)
* From : Bob Lawrence, 3:711/934.12 (Thursday April 28 1994 20:14)
* To   : Geoff Armstrong
* Subj : Henry's tail
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 GA> Prolly the best place to find virgins is for us to poach the
 GA> other churches. It's amazing what a bit of fear of damnation
 GA> will do to an impressionable young virgin's mind. Yup, the RC
 GA> church has a ready made supply of PYT's, waiting for a pack of
 GA> mongrels to get into 'em!

  I don't think we ought to take on the Roman Church just yet, but
when we get established they might give us a trade discount.

  I've been thinking about burning virgins , and it
might be a bit wasteful. Maybe we could keep the virgins and have a
ritual burning of their panties and a frozen chook with a barbeque
afterwards, BYOV (bring your own virgin).

  No one has worshipped Ba'al since he got the arse in Ezekial 4,000
years ago, so he must be getting desperate for believers. I mean, what
does a god do when no one believes in him? I reckon we might rewrite
the rules around the edges. I don't think anyone would notice, and
what's Ba'al going to do anyway? If he turns stroppy, we'll go back to
worhipping Mammon, and everyone knows you can't serve god and Mammon
too.

Regards,
Bob
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Hello All!

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Paul

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