How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her!
Today is canceled due to lack of interest!
One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory.
It's easier to do good than be good.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation.
Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet?
I'm donating my body to science fiction!
My other computer is even slower.
Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any surviva
* Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA"
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY.
ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded
Two things I hate: People that can't count.
All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don
Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz....
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead.
Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
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