-> Speaking of semis, my favorite bikers vengeance is something I read many 
-> years ago. A group of cyclists were being "played with" with a trucker, 
-> who kept trying to run them off the road. The truck being faster, it 
-> eventually passed. Miles later, they passed a truckstop and they found the 
-> selfsame truck parked there with its engine running (as big diesels often 
-> are left). They took the keys and rode off and ditched the keys somewhere 
-> up the road. 
Here's a good one: I was riding along the Perdido Key road ( a long
stretch of road just along the shoreline, absolutely beautiful) when
some jerk in a pickup went by and laid on the horn as he was passing
withing a foot or so of me. Then the moron stopped at a convenience
store about two miles up the road. Duh! When I got there, as he was
eating his donut, I yelled at him about how he could've hurt me, etc.
All he could do was chuckle. I asked him if he would think it was funny
if I broke his jaw right then and there. Suddenly, he went pale, so I
took the que and laid it on thick (I wasn't about to hit him) By the
time I was finished, I'll bet he soiled his seat. But, you know, I'll
bet he didn't get the point. Once a jerk, alsways a jerk. It was kinda
funny, though. I know I had 100 lbs. on him.
Ron Hill

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