PE> BTW Bob, this was the 10000th message in this echo. If it had
 PE> been a decent message, I might have sent you a free Porsche as
 PE> part of the commemoration

  I'd rather not have a Nissan 300SX. Could you not send me a Nissan
300SX instead, please?

 PE> because you're a complete and utter arsewipe, I'll be sending
 PE> you a letterbomb instead.

  I just stamp them "return to sender."

 PE> I was going to say a fart-joke, or a fart, but I couldn't be
 PE> bothered.

  Do you mean you don't know any fart jokes? How sad. How about a
physical disability joke?

  A man with a lisp goes into a busy pet shop. "Do you sttttufff
birds?" he askes the shop assistant. "Eh?" she says.
"Do you stttuffff
birds?" he asks again. "What? I'm very busy!" "Do you sttttufff
birds?!!" "I can't understand you."

  So he goes over to a cockatoo on a perch, picks it up and shows it
to the shop assistant. "Do you sssseee thhhisss?" he says, and the
cockie goes "Awwwrrrk!" "Thhennn you can sttttuffff it right up your
arthssse" 

Hoping you are the same,
Regards,
Bob
 
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