Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th
Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer!
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name.
It's a P.C. Cake.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vot
Short cut... the longest distance between two points.
I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand
In a fight between you and the world, back the world.
Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy..
Oxymoron: Silken Bonds.
Two scoops of raisins, my ASS! - Joel
As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their
If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise.
Lorena, I said take a LITTLE off the top!
Reality-O-Meter:  [\.......]  Hmmph!  Thought so.
Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
If I make sense, can I change it for a dollar?
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