BL> I am fighting a major crime wave at present. Some bastard keeps
 BL> stealing my hose fitting!
 BL> Is there a weird religious rite that uses Neta plastic -
 BL> something like sacrificing black cockerels at midnight?

 KR> one of the guys that i work with was looking out of his front
 KR> window, saw someone drive up and stop outside his house. he
 KR> didnt think anything of it until the passenger jumped out cut
 KR> the end off his hose, stuck it in his pocket, jumped back in
 KR> and they were gone before he could get outside. there must be a
 KR> real blackmarket in these things (:

  ROFL!!! that makes me feel better, for some reason. Until now I keep
asking myself why they didn't take the whole hose. Anyway, I've
araldited this one to the tap... not that I expect it to work.

  Some bastard broke into my shed so I bought a chain and a lock - so
he stole the lock! And the edger.

Regards,
Bob
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