I'mmmm too sexy for my taglines, too sexy for my....
Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians.
Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems
We asked for a few good men and look at what we got.
Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me
No, seriously, how much damage did I take?
I wonder why Pepsi dropped Michael from their advertising
Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs....
Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10
Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn.
Beautify America - Deport Congress!
Memory Manager:  Something I need more than my computer.
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
!!!! CAUTION MURPHY FIELD  !!!!
I can help; my fees are reasonable.
Hello, sailor!
Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever!
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks.
Sentences are essential elements for writers.
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