>> The nurse fainted dead away. 

> I've been in sports quite a lot and there was this guy who had used a
> performance enhancing substance. Fearing he would have to provide a urine
> sample during a doping test, he had his girlfriend pee in a small bottle.

> He was selected, managed to put the urine of his girlfriend into the testing
>bottle of the lab. When the results came back, it had a note "Congratulations,
> you are pregnant".

> He was barred from competition for 2 years.

> The real kicker, he wasn't the father.

hahahahaha... good one ;)

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