DS> The nurse fainted dead away. 
 
I've been in sports quite a lot and there was this guy who had used a 
performance enhancing substance. Fearing he would have to provide a urine 
sample during a doping test, he had his girlfriend pee in a small bottle.
 
He was selected, managed to put the urine of his girlfriend into the testing 
bottle of the lab. When the results came back, it had a note "Congratulations, 
you are pregnant".
 
He was barred from competition for 2 years.
 
The real kicker, he wasn't the father.
 
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