BL>   I am fighting a major crime wave at present. Some bastard keeps

 BL> stealing my hose fitting! He broke the first one so I replaced it, and

 BL> then a month later he stole the new one so I replaced it ($1.68 at

 BL> Jewel on special) and assumed that he'd stop now that he had one...

 BL> but now he's stolen the third one! What the hell does he want with

 BL> *two* plastic hose fittings?



 BL>   Is there a weird religious rite that uses Neta plastic - something

 BL> like sacrificing black cockerels at midnight? If this keeps up, the

 BL> bloody plastic hose fitting is going to become a major expense. I

 BL> wonder if I could just insure the plastic hose fitting?



one of the guys that i work with was looking out of his front window,

saw someone drive up and stop outside his house. he didnt think anything

of it until the passenger jumped out cut the end off his hose, stuck it

in his pocket, jumped back in and they were gone before he could get

outside. there must be a real blackmarket in these things (:



                        Keith



... Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.



--- PPoint 2.00