Hakuna Matata *All*
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59.  When your company held open house, did all the kids gather around your
     cubicle to see the "Lion King Shrine"?  --40pts
60.  Do you play Wing Commander because the Kilrathi are "hot"? --30pts
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  You may put down your TLK embroidered pencils now.  How did you fare?
You may have felt guilty for having answered no to some of the questions,
if so, give yourself 30 points.  Here's the grading scale:
580-600+ Aiheu help you.
500-580 You are hopelessly addicted to TLK, you know it, and you
        don't care.  If you are a man, you have a long beard
    because you refuse to shave with anything other than the
    Lion King shaving kit.  You would fight barefisted with
        any lion any day to defend the honor of Nala.  You
        think you are in Africa, and constantly roam your house
        looking for stray hyenas. Your relatives stopped visiting
        long ago after you started
        "marking your territory" about the House.
        You used to stalk Jeremy Irons.  You have been excommunicated
        from the FCOS for "taking it too damned seriously".
400-500 You are addicted!  You probably own all the TLK
     merchandize known to man, and it's still not enough for
     you.  People don't understand your crave for the feline,
        but all the same you wish Nala would give up on that
        hopelessly boring Simba.  If you are female, of course,
     it's the other way around.  You one day hope to construct
     Pride Rock in your back yard.  Everything you do, you
        confess at the FCOS.
300-400 You might still actually some life outside of "The Lion
        King".  You might even have a significant other, though
        you never share your inner secret that you wish he/she was
     covered in fur.  Sometimes you get the urge to roar... and
        you do.  You write fan fiction, and have TLK mugs stashed
     away in the cupboard.  You are thinking of getting a Lion
     King tatoo.
200-300 Ah, you have a healthy addiction!  You don't fancy yourself
     a lion, and you haven't even made your first kill yet.
     Most people think you are eccentric (crazy if you're poor),
     but Nala only enters your mind when you want her to.  If
     you have kids, they probably think that you are the coolest
     thing since the retraction of prohibition as you will often
     dress up as Mufasa and play along with their games.
100-200 You've seen the movie, you liked it, but you think all
     these other fans are nuts.  You wonder if all this talk of
     Nala is a joke, or if they really mean it.  You tried
     reading a fan fiction once.
0-100   You got your kids the video, and you got them their
     damned dressup-Nala dolls, what more do they want of
     you?! It's just a kids movie, right?
  Hope you found yourself somewhere in there.  :)
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    Ryan McGinnis        ()_()      TLKiaWoL
  mcginnr@iastate.edu     (_)      Jay's Mosh
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~mcginnr/lionking/
 You know you're a bird enthusiast when someone
      screams "MURDER!" and you look up
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Nimrod *Simba* Carmi      - simba@poboxes.com - 2:406/406.666
The Lion King fandom page - http://priderock.pridelands.org/~carmi
Webmaster - School Sucks  - http://www.schoolsucks.com
Motto: TLKiaWoL             Nala: HTOFL
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"When you cease to make a contribution you begin to die."  --Mufasa
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