Hakuna Matata *All*
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29.  Do you own cats? --5pts
     Do you make them hunt for their own food? --10pts
     Do you bathe them with your own tounge? --20pts
30.  Have you ever driven up to the McDonalds drivethru and shouted
     "Aiheu abamni, these burgers are positively _corban_!" --35pts
31.  Have you read any books about real lions since seeing TLK?  -15pts
     More than 5? --20pts
     More than 15? --30pts
32.  Do you collect merchandise related to lions or other wild cats or
     African wildlife? --10pts
33.  Have you made vacation plans to visit Africa? --10pts
     Have you admitted to yourself that this is just a fancy and could
     never come true unless you won the lottery?  --(negative ten points)
34.  Have you ever gone to the lion exhibit at the zoo and told small
     children that "yeah, sure, he may look cute; but if you were on
     the other side of those bars, he'd rip you from stem to stern
     and eat your heart" --10pts
     Have you personally tested this theory?  --15pts
     Did the lions regard you as one of thieir own?  --50pts
35.  Have you created any fan art? --10pts
     Other than Nala sketches?  --15pts
36.  Have you written any fan poetry?  --10pts
37.  Do you own "The Art of The Lion King"? --15pts
     Do you own two of them?  --15pts
     Are either the deluxe edition?  --30pts
     Both?  --30pts
38.  Have you traveled long distances just to meet a fellow TLK fan? --20pts
     Overseas?  --20pts
     Into a police state?  --30pts
     Is this, in fact, how you meet all your friends? --40pts
39.  Have you tied to get any of your friends to join alt.fan.lion-king or 
he
     TLK mailing list?  --10pts
     Did they do it?  --15pts
     Just to shut you up?  --15pts
40.  Do you use the TLK Muck?  --10pts
     Do you spend more than 2 hours a day on it?  --10pts
     Do you spend more time on it than off it?  --20pts
41.  Do you have any TLK posters on your wall?  --10pts
     Do you have so many that you can no longer see the wall? --15pts
     Did you steal any of them?  --20pts, and a smack on the wrist
42.  Do you go to see all movies with Jeremy Irons in it, just so you can
     "keep your eye on that troublemaker"?  --10pts
43.  Were you dissapointed by the movie "To Die For", as you thought it had
     something to do with TLK?  --15pts
44.  Have you ever been in the middle of a group discusison about "Hamlet" 
nd
     blurted out that "It was done much better in The Lion King!"? --20pts
45.  Have you ever asked your mom to be more like Sarabi?  --20pts
46.  Have you adopted an internet "nickname" that is related to TLK? --30pts
47.  Have you ever left your kids home under the care of your pet 
rd?--40pts
48.  Have you specualted just what Sarafina _really_ meant by "What do you
     think, Sarabi?"  --20pts
49.  Do you think Simba's butt looks cute?  (Adult, or young)  --20pts
50.  Have you ever looked in a Swahili dictionary to find out what the
     characters names mean?  --15pts
51.  Do you own a lion?  --30pts
52.  Have you ever spoken to any star from "The Lion King"?  --20pts
53.  Has anyone ever told you that you "need to get a grip on this whole
     Lion King thing"?  --20pts
     Did you hurt them?  --20pts
54.  Did your friends get you a Nala plushie for your
     birthday/Christmas?  --20pts
     Did you immediatly embrace it screaming "Oh Nala, I _KNEW_ you'd come
     for me!!" --40pts
     (note, if you prefer, you may replace Nala with Simba or Scar)
55.  Have you ever submitted an essay about The Lion King to a 
magazine?--25pts
56.  Don't you wish you had a tail?  --15pts
57.  Have you tried to rationalize that what Scar did was merely
     a product of years of mistreatment?  --20pts
58.  Have you ever cried out in a moment of passion "Oh, ZAZU!" -400pts
59.  When your company held open house, did all the kids gather around your
     cubicle to see the "Lion King Shrine"?  --40pts
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Nimrod *Simba* Carmi      - simba@poboxes.com - 2:406/406.666
The Lion King fandom page - http://priderock.pridelands.org/~carmi
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Motto: TLKiaWoL             Nala: HTOFL
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