Hakuna Matata *BRUCE*
Sunday January 19 1997 10:57, BRUCE METCALF wrote to NIMROD CARMI:
 BM> Would you please repost this in smaller chunks? I live on a part of
 BM> the FidoNet that truncates all messages after 150 lines, so I only got
 BM> the first 31 questions, and I'm worried about my final score (I'm
 BM> averaging only 2.3 points per question).
No problemmo!
Here's part one:
=== [Begin: TLKTEST.TXT] ===
1.  Have you seen The Lion King more than once?  --1pts
    More than ten times? --5pts
    More than fifty times? --10pts
2.  Did you wear your Lion King VHS tape out? --3pts
    Did you buy a new one? --3pts
3.  Are you a member of FCOS?  --3pts
    Did you declare it your legal religion? --15pts
4.  Do you consider the concept of drinking coffee out of a
    Nala mug blasphemy? --4pts
5.  Have you ever forced friends to watch The Lion King? --2pts
6.  Have you learned Swahili?  --10pts
    Using only the online Swahili dictionary? --20pts
7.  Do you own the TLK soundtrack in more than one language? --10pts
8.  Do you own Lion King plushies? --2pts
    Do you hug them? --(negative 2pts)
    Did you buy two sets, and keep one "safe from my unsatiable
        cuddlin' desires"? --5pts
9.  Have you ever been forcibly removed from the Disney Store?--10pts
10.  Do you own the Deluxe Lion King laserdisc? --10pts
     Are you lacking a laserdisc player? --10pts
11.  Do you read Lion King fan fiction? --15pts
12.  Have you read "Acceptance"? --10pts
     Did you feel jealous of Chad? --5pts
13.  Do you talk to your Nala plushie? --5pts
     Does she talk back? --15pts
     Can other people hear her talking back? --100pts
14.  Have you ever played out scenes from TLK in your head? --5pts
     In your living room?  --10pts
     On your roof? --25pts
     With plushies?  (Applies to living room or roof) --20pts
15.  Do you refuse to mow your lawn because it's "All part of
     the Great Circle of Life" --15pts
16.  Do you ever have dreams about lions? --2pts
     Other than Nala? --3pts
     Really?  --1pt
17.  Have you ever snatched away a TLK gift meant for your kids,
     with the explanation that they could "never appreciate it as
     much as their mommy/daddy"?  --15pts
18.  Have you switched from kissing to licking? --20pts
19.  Do you have a TLK webpage? --10pts
     Is it better than mine?!  --forfeit all points  (just kidding)
20.  Do you watch Timon and Pumbaa --10pts
     Will you openly admit it to fellow TLK fans? -(negative 10pts)
21.  Do you own Ugandan Lion King stamps?  --15pts
22.  Have you ever used the phrase "naughty bunnies" in a sentence?--10pts
23.  Have you ever worn a "fur suit"? --10pts
     For intimate purposes?  --15pts
     With a plushie?  --30pts
24.  When you see Scar slap Sarabi; do you feel the need to rip
     your TV out of the wall and SMASH IT, SMASH IT, *DAMMIT* TO
     HELL SCAR, WHY CAN'T YOU *JUST* LEAVE HER *ALONE*?!?!! --15pts
25.  Are you laughing right now? --5pts
26.  Do you consider pirating software related to TLK to be okay?--10pts
     Did you consult your plushies for this moral dilemma? --10pts
27. Do you emit an audible "YESSSS!" when Simba slashes Shenzi? --5pts
28.  Is your one hope for the human race that they will hurry up
     and invent the holodeck so you can get back to where you
     belong? --15pts
29.  Do you own cats? --5pts
     Do you make them hunt for their own food? --10pts
=== [End: TLKTEST.TXT] ===
Nimrod *Simba* Carmi      - simba@poboxes.com - 2:406/406.666
The Lion King fandom page - http://priderock.pridelands.org/~carmi
Webmaster - School Sucks  - http://www.schoolsucks.com
Motto: TLKiaWoL             Nala: HTOFL
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"Leave everything a little better then you found it."   --Mufasa
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