BG> Russell, at 10:08 on Apr 19 1996, you wrote to Keith

 BG> Richardson...



PE>> It's pretty sick that someone can afford a car, but not a

PE>> garden hose thingo. Did the guy get the license plate? BFN. Paul.



RB>> Yeah, next time he is stealing your hose fittings, take some

RB>> time to sneak out and steal his number plates.



 BG> Oh, very droll. I actually keep a plentiful supply of nice fat



OK then, steal his car and just leave the number plates on the road.



 BG> juicy rocks on my balcony, for throwing at speeding hoons (the hard

 BG> part is figuring out how far up the street they need to be when I

 BG> throw the rock). One fellow no longer speeds, not since his

 BG> windscreen mysteriously smashed as he drove past.



 BG> I bet you think I'm joking, too. :)



Not you, I know that you don't have a sense of humour and life is

all too serious for you.

And I know that on judgement day, God is going to ask you " Yo, Bill

, so how many rocks have you thrown at cars, in your life time....

How many rocks are still sitting wasteing on your balcony.....

and oh Yes, how many  cats have you flattened."



AND YOU WILL NATURALLY WANT TO BE THE AT THE TOP OF HIS CLASS.



Russell



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