A mind like a steel sewer!
The worst beer around is WinBooze.
Acetone = What you do in exercise class.
How can I fail when I have no purpose???
The luck ordained for you will be coveted by others.
I'll drink to that!
Please wait ONE HOUR before replying...
"People fear *most* what they understand *least*"
Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing.
Aural Sex produces eargasms
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time.
Has anyone seen my tagline?  I think someone stole it!!
Michael Jackson Will Be Attending The Pee Wee Herman Univ
Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!'
Of course, sir.  It's a cheese shop afterall, sir.
To process or not to process that is the question!
Lesson #1, don't fry bacon in the nude
A secret prize in every call.
If it's seems to Good to be True: IT IS!!!
If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called.

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