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BL>> I considered it... or a solar powered 5KV generator, anyway;
BG>> ROFL! It needs to work at NIGHT, when most burglars do their
BG>> prowling.
BL> You use the solar cells to charge a battery, you dickhead - in case
BL> the burglar trips over the extension lead and hurts himself.
BL>> I designed a lovely little flyback oscillator that ran off 12V,
BL>> but I never got around to installing it. I reckon you could
BL>> sell a think like that.
BG>> I doubt it. Even if it's not lethal, it could still be
BG>> classified as a man-trap. Seems that crims have more rights
BG>> than victims these days.
BL> Sell it as a combined misquito repeller and negative ion generator.
BL> It does not need to be approved if it's battery operated.
BL>> You could almost guarantee no burglar would get more than one
BL>> step past the mesh! ROFL!!!
BG>> I guess you could also disconnect the ultor lead from your CTV
BG>> when you go to bed, and attach it to your door, although I
BG>> can't imagine too many burglars being stupid enough to grab a
BG>> doorknob with a 12" diameter corona. :)
BL> The trouble with electrified door knobs is that the burglar is
BL> probably wearing joggers and is so well insulated he will never know
BL> there are volts on it. It wuld be relatively foolproof to set up
So, Increase the voltage then!!!. I was once working near a Unic Crane
that hit a 33Kv power line. The cranes outrigger legs had 12" square
pads sitting on 8" of concrete and when the driver (insulated Cab)
lifted the pads, there was a dozen neat half inch holes cleanly drilled
though the concrete to earth under each pad.
We blew the main breakers on the feed for 50miles and had to wait 2
hours for the accident investigators to arrive to take photos, before we
could continue working.
BL> a plastic pelmet with bare 0.3mm wires alternating positive and
BL> negative hanging down inside the door, so that enyone entering would
BL> brush through them and get a hell of a surprise. They would nevr know
BL> what hit them because the first touch of the wire would be accompanied
BL> by a 5KV kick out of a 0.01uF capacitor.
BL> And on the opposite wall would be a small sign:
BL> WARNING!!!!!
BL> ELECTRIC SHED
WARNING!!!!!
BARBEQUED BURGLAR
Sorry, I must be power crazy ....I was thinking bigger than that
Russell
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