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echo: locsysop
to: Bob Lawrence
from: Russell Brooks
date: 1996-04-25 11:04:22
subject: USR 28.8 Modems

BL>> I considered it... or a solar powered 5KV generator, anyway;



 BG>> ROFL! It needs to work at NIGHT, when most burglars do their

 BG>> prowling. 



 BL>   You use the solar cells to charge a battery, you dickhead - in case

 BL> the burglar trips over the extension lead and hurts himself.



 BL>> I designed a lovely little flyback oscillator that ran off 12V,

 BL>> but I never got around to installing it. I reckon you could

 BL>> sell a think like that.



 BG>> I doubt it. Even if it's not lethal, it could still be

 BG>> classified as a man-trap. Seems that crims have more rights

 BG>> than victims these days. 



 BL>   Sell it as a combined misquito repeller and negative ion generator.

 BL> It does not need to be approved if it's battery operated.



 BL>> You could almost guarantee no burglar would get more than one

 BL>> step past the mesh! ROFL!!!



 BG>> I guess you could also disconnect the ultor lead from your CTV

 BG>> when you go to bed, and attach it to your door, although I

 BG>> can't imagine too many burglars being stupid enough to grab a

 BG>> doorknob with a 12" diameter corona. :) 



 BL>   The trouble with electrified door knobs is that the burglar is

 BL> probably wearing joggers and is so well insulated he will never know

 BL> there are volts on it. It wuld be relatively foolproof to set up 



 So, Increase the voltage then!!!.  I was once working near a Unic Crane

 that hit a 33Kv power line. The cranes outrigger legs had 12" square

 pads sitting on 8" of concrete and when the driver (insulated Cab)

 lifted the pads, there was a dozen neat half inch holes cleanly drilled

 though the concrete to earth under each pad.



We blew the main breakers on the feed  for 50miles and had to wait 2

hours for the accident investigators to arrive to take photos, before we

could continue working.



 BL> a plastic pelmet with bare 0.3mm wires alternating positive and

 BL> negative hanging down inside the door, so that enyone entering would

 BL> brush through them and get a hell of a surprise. They would nevr know

 BL> what hit them because the first touch of the wire would be accompanied

 BL> by a 5KV kick out of a 0.01uF capacitor.



 BL>   And on the opposite wall would be a small sign:



 BL>                       WARNING!!!!!

 BL>                      ELECTRIC SHED





                          WARNING!!!!!

                          BARBEQUED BURGLAR



 Sorry, I must be power crazy ....I was thinking bigger than that



Russell



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