RB>> Not you, I know that you don't have a sense of humour and life

RB>> is all too serious for you.



 BG> I have NO sense of humour when there are young kids playing on

 BG> the street (even though they shouldn't be there) and teenage

 BG> fuckwits scream down this narrow street at speeds of up to 100kph.

 BG> And neither does anybody else. In fact, the Tuesday after Easter,

 BG> some moron screamed down the street at high speed, and crashed at

 BG> the corner. We heard it, but didn't bother checking to see if he

 BG> was dead (I didn't want to be disappointed by finding he was still

 BG> alive).



I know the feeling,

When I had a service station on the only road out of town, For a

time (I think it was 6 weekends running) School kids were getting

killed at the rate of 2 or 3 a week. This was so good to see...

It certainly cleaned some crap out of the town.

These kids would would get some cash form their rich Cane farming

daddy's and buy the hottest V8 HQ ((plenty herbs, NO Handling)

Holden that was offering in the town at the time, and with NO

Experience, (but about to get some, real quick) they would take

their friends out and kill them.



I would see these idiots hoon past then half an hour later see the

cops & Ambulance hoon past.



My customers would get up me for having NO SYMPATHY when they talked

to me about these kids dying.



RB>> And I know that on judgement day, God is going to ask you "

RB>> Yo, Bill , so how many rocks have you thrown at cars, in your life

RB>> time.... How many rocks are still sitting wasteing on your

RB>> balcony..... and oh Yes, how many cats have you flattened."



RB>> AND YOU WILL NATURALLY WANT TO BE THE AT THE TOP OF HIS CLASS.



 BG> Presumably this is the same god who purportedly made cats to

 BG> start with? :)



Yes, but I think he has seen the error of his ways, now and has put

you in charge of the culling program.

Aman with a Mission.





Russell



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