If it ain't broken yet, please let me have a shot at it.
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.
Charlie Don't Surf.
Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?"
BOING!  ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI.
Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.
People are more than fun than anybody.
Never say no.
This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with
"Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag.
Oxymoron: Straight curve.
Commander Keen ? With a pogo stick he jumped into history
Do it with style
Make like, the dew and evaporate.
Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire.
The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs.
Bigfoot Goes High Society
Sex, Tawny K., hot.    Captain Coverdale
REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up!
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