NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles
Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism.
Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe
Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G
Dogs--The closest thing to offspring I plan on having.
An electrician worries about current events
I am Bones of Borg.  He's assimilated, Jim.
Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart.
Lurkers DO IT off-line..
Bigamy:  Too many wives.  Monogamy:  same thing.
Make like a U-Haul and move out.
Red Alert!
? Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them.
"Is it to loud out there?" -- Jimi Hendrix at Berkeley.
Make like, a software pirate and get the phrack out of he
GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers
I think I must have had a little too much coffee this mor
Congratulations!  You are the one--millionth user to log
Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big
HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies.

--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A43 (Linux/64)