Isn't this the OFF-TOPIC conference?
And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo
Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces
CP .... ? Math Problems?  Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/
nized society is reared.  When he wriggles he mistakes th
It's a probable twelve to seven...
Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever.
I figure that my psychic should know when to call me.
He's all crown - no filling.
Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split.
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits
Vomiting ? Unplanned examination of recent food choices.
Honest, Officer! The dwarf was on fire when I got
Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror.
In the computer world, every little bit helps.
"Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the
Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on
Though I never left, I'm back. :-)
Polish invention : Airplanes that don't fly so they don't
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