Keith, at 23:42 on May 02 1996, you wrote to Bill Grimsley...

KR> i had to spend a couple of nights in brisbane working out why those fucking
KR> suncorp cheques wouldn't feed through westpac's sorters without falling out
KR> onto the floor ):

BG> Still a few NAB cheques floating about in the system, were there?

KR> nope these were the cheques supplied by suncorp, they seemed to have
KR> sharp edges that caught in the stacker belts.

WOnder if that still applies to the Westpac cheques?  Presumably they come
from the same printer, so I'd guess so.  This also explains the numerous
paper cuts I receive when tearing the sodding cheques from the book...

BG> BTW, did someone beat you to the dunnies in Brisbane?  :)

KR> nar same as all queenslanders too fucking stupid even to be allowed to
KR> clean one unsupervised.

True, and it takes too long to retrain them after each weekend off.

KR> btw i'm writing this late coz i've been at work doing a disk upgrade.

Wow, disk-driven dunnies!  What will they think of next?  :)

KR> just added 100gigs to a box, spose that you've never even seen 100gigs
KR> all in one place, rod speed's head would explode if he tried to imagine
KR> it (: corse that was only the upgrade 16 elite-9s to go with the other
KR> 64 in the box. that makes, let me see, 452 of the things that i get to
KR> play with, thats 4068 gigs, big boy's toys not tinker toys like 28k8
KR> modems. best of all, they pay big boys wages for me to do it too, if
KR> this is toilet cleaning, thats the life for me (: (: (: (: (: (: (: (:
KR> (: (: (: 

I'm curious as to where these massive drives fit in the cistern, and for
what purpose?  Different flush according to the size of the turd dropped,
perhaps?  BTW, if there are any of these things left over, you still have
my address. :)

Regards, Bill

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