-=> On 03-27-98 09:13, Tom Enright did testify and affirm <=-
-=> to Janada Oakley concerning [2/2] Da Rules <=-
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TE> 25. Florida is not considered a southern state. There are
TE> far more Yankees than Southerners living there.
And Cubans... don't forget the Cubans.
TE> 26. In southern churches you will here the hymn, All Glory,
TE> Laud and Honor. You will also here expressions such as,
TE> "Laud, have mercy", Good Laud", and "Laudy, Laudy, Laudy".
Other versions being "Lawd" and "Loud".
TE> 27. As you are cursing the person driving 15 mph in a 55
TE> mph zone, directly in the middle of the road, remember,
TE> many folks learned to drive on a model of vehicle known as
TE> John Deere, and this is the proper speed and lane position
TE> for the vehicle.
No, no, no! It's the proper speed and lane position for a
double *mule* hitch!
TE> 28. You can ask a Southerner for directions, but unless you
TE> already know the positions of key hills, trees and rocks,
TE> you're better off trying to find it yourself.
Hollows and cricks... you left out hollows and cricks.
... Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
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