Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike.
Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
SYSTEM ERROR.  Press F13 to continue.
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it
"{at}FN{at}, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....."
All wiyht.  Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love.
Prevent computer viruses. Install Trojans!
Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country.
Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get?
The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins!
Batch files?  No, but here's a nice batch of cookies.
Life would be easier if I had the source code
Sex causes cancer.  We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio
Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you!
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly...
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
Practiss maks perfict.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu
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